Check out this hilarious video "The Mom Song" performed by Anita Renfroe. What a mother says in a 24 hour period is condensed into a 2 minute song and its just awesome.
My favorite lines are:
Get a dose of,"I don't care who started it!
You're grounded until you're 36"
Get your story straight and tell the truth for once, for heaven's sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too?
If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before
That you're too old to act this way
It must be your father's DNA
Link Via Broom.